Saturday, September 12, 2009

High and Low Voice

What's DC stand for?

An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"


  The reply was "Washington DC"

  On being asked what the "DC"
stood for, the pupils all answered:

  "Dot com!"

High and Low Voice

  “Can you explain to me what the difference is
between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?”

  “A high-pitched voice is
when my father scolds me;a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his
boss.”



Umbrella

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had
  put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs
  to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten
  minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another
  card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten
  miles an hour. I shall not come back."

16 comments:

garnett109 said...

Have a great day

Wine and Words said...

Thank you for stopping by my blog! It is greatly appreciated :)

I loved this last bit about the umbrella. We tend to think ourselves so powerful at times. Yet there is always a greater power.

Magdalena said...

Hi! Thanks a lot and warm greetings from Poland!

James Oh said...

Thanks for sharing.

Have a lovely weekend.

Magdalena said...

Hi Angella, you live near to Florence, my greatest love! I am really hapy we can talk. Hello from Poland! :-)

mr. nichols said...

that dot-com joke is hilarious. i gotta use that one. cool blog.

jhonson blog said...

hello nice blog :)

Simon said...

To a Brit, lifting up a hundred pounds has a rather different meaning – even I can do it, at least if it’s in £20 notes…

Dutch donut girl said...

Hahaha...
Very nice umbrella :)

Btw, thank you for stopping by my blog, hope to see more of you!

Thrice said...

Hiya! I wanted to thank you for stopping by my blog and following! so this is the traditional welcome greeting "Hope you don't regret, enjoy the ride" xD

John said...

Love your blog--very eclectic!

NicholeCamarillo.com said...

That's an awesome umbrella. Lol

Pete said...

Ha ha, Dot Com....this is IT age! LOL!

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