Monday, September 14, 2009

The Looney Bin --- joke






The Looney Bin

  Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"

  The first inmate said, "God told me!"

  Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"




The Swimmer

  The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

  Johnny laughed.

  "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

  "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were." 



Rich driver?

  Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi.

  One of the ladies said,“Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners get a lot of money for nothing.”

  “Yes,”said the other lady,“and the drivers get such big tips that they soon become rich. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.”

  One of the ladies was smoking a cigarette. After a minute or two she said to the other lady,“Can you see an ashtray in this taxi? There isn’t one on my side.”

  “No,”said the other,“there isn’t one on this side either. Driver! Where is the ashtray in this taxi? Why haven’t you got one?”

  The driver, who had heard everything the ladies had said, answered,“Oh, just drop the ashes on the carpet--I have a servant who comes in and cleans three days in the week!


37 comments:

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Hi Angela! Very very cute jokes! I had to stop by to say "hello" to you. Both my parents were born in Italy, and my dream is to one day visit there!

Carol

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Cassie said...

Funny! Made me laugh out loud.

Gustavo said...

jesus did that

Linda Kage said...

LoL! These were funny. And I hadn't heard any of them before. Thanks.

maverickandlove said...

ahaha so funny! just dropping by your blog because i found it. i love that looney bin one- i actually laughed out loud@!

Yankee Girl said...

Great jokes!

Thanks for following my blog!

Jm Diaz said...

YAY, another great quick and funny read. I must be in luck today!

Jill Kemerer said...

Ha! Thanks for the smiles :)

kah said...

very cute! Ciao!

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LOL...("p)
That Funny Picture......

Logan said...

The jokes gave me a chuckle, the (strutting?) eagle cracked me up...Seriously, what's up with the eagle? Thanks for sharing.

Unknown said...

I'm not good at telling jokes but like to listen / read them. That's for all these laffs and fun:))

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