Thursday, September 17, 2009

How you made your grandmother glad ?




how you made your grandmother glad ?


A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"



Main Entrance

  A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

  He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

  The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.




Your purse or your life ?

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugg but gets into difficulty because the mugg is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.

  "What words do you know?"

  "Your purse or your life!"





135 comments:

Ahahgshene said...

HAHAHA these are so FUNNY!
i just had to share them with my friend!

I V Y said...

nice blog!

Galaxy6139 said...

=)) by this way, you can make all other people glad... not only your grandmom ^^

Nice

Buttercup said...

Thanks so much for stopping by!

Clementine said...

Hi Angella! Thanks for the chuckle and thank you for joining my blog!

phairhead said...

that's a great photo as well : )

jeff said...

My God !... KISS ! Wonderful and really funny !...;-)))
Beautiful !

Ken Riches said...

Thanks for making me smile :o)

Anonymous said...

Great blog! You're english is really good!
I'm following

KrippledWarrior said...

Very humorous. Thanks.

LenoreNeverM♡re said...

This is so sweet...warms my heart!
Good way to discover your blog!!
Wonderful weekend dear~

Becki Jacket said...

HAHA! Those are great!

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Unknown said...

The kiss eggs were the best! nice :)

Audra, Green Meadow Lane said...

Very cute!

Michelle said...

So cute! I love the eggs painted like KISS!

Michelle :)

Diane said...

Very funny and very sweet! :O)

Jessica Nelson said...

Cute! :-)

Wanda's Wings said...

Very funny. Smiles are nice.

Leslie @ A Blonde Ambition said...

These are funny! I just found your blog and love it!

Pete said...

Ha Ha, good jokes!

Jill Kemerer said...

I love the first one! :)

the house of jojo said...

nice :D
i love ur blog..
with the jokes n stuff :)

could u join my blog please?
<3

Pearl said...

Good jokes! :-)

Pearl

gh said...

;) Thanks for making me smile today. Very refreshing and heartwarming blog.Keep up the good work, I will be back often

The pale observer said...

Love those KISS eggs!!!

claradevi said...

oh, your blog is so lovely and inspiring! :)

Kate said...

Hi Angella, these brought a smile to my face! And thanks for becoming a member of my blog. I hope the tales of life in the ME are keeping you entertained!

King of New York Hacks said...

Very clever !! love this blog !!

Tom said...

Funny stories. I really liked the Kiss eggs.

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ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Lols...hahahahaha..thanks for making me laugh.

Precious Gems said...

Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)

Brian Murphy said...

At the end of a long day in New York, I really needed that.

Thanks!

Masterofword said...

Nice jokes, especially the first one abourt granny! Lol! Thanks for positive moment. i really needed it at my working day!

BALLET NEWS said...

Ha really great !

Daveda said...

FUnny! My favorite is the grandmother one :)

Anonymous said...

Those are very funny. Thank you.

Autumn Leaves said...

Angella, thank you so much for following my blog. I just noticed this a.m. and found my way over here to visit you. I must say that I love your sense of humor. Did you paint the eggs? They are so beautiful!

Dutch Sugar Babe said...

Very funny :)

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Visiting your blog

Haven and Home said...

Too funny!

Viva La Fashion said...

those eggs are so cool! :D

Tom Bailey said...

Kiss easter eggs. Great art work on them.

Anonymous said...

Cute jokes! Thanks for making me laugh and visiting my blog.

Brenda Susan said...

Great jokes that brought me a big smile, Thank you!

Didz said...

Hey..that's really some funny jokes there. Good one! :) and you really have a nice blog here, love it!

Pete said...

Ha ha ha, cute and funny joke

Andrea said...

Wonderful, my friend! You have a gift of making others smile.

Bless you for brightening the lives of others!

Andrea

Nitin said...

you know the goofy thing is .. those eggs made me cry.. i love KISS sooo much.. they rock!! sobs, sniff... :P

Velo said...

cute eggs =)
ow grandma..

Anonymous said...

Hahahah! New to your blog and loved the jokes. Thanks for a laugh. Following now.

Arooj said...

:-)
nice subtle jokes

Symphony of Love said...

Do not challenge kid, they never fail to surprise you. :)

The romantic query letter and the happy-ever-after said...

Thanks for the laugh. I love your blog.

Anonymous said...

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Clelia said...

these are such cute stores. nice blog

Clelia from London

Elizabeth Mahlou said...

I think I would have made a lot of people glad if I had not come into work today. I overloaded everyone!

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Manju said...

the first one is HILARIOUS!
i'm a new follower, thought i'd say hi ^^
have a great week dear
xx

farenova said...

So cute... I like them..

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love your jokes!

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hey..just blogohopped and visted ur site..really liked it..:)u have really made me glad :)
so u have one more follower..and pls do visit my blog too..will await ur comments..
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Gustavo Pertierra said...

Nice blog, my friend, sorry for my english is very bad, but i try to learn with your blog.
Greetings

Cherry said...

I love your blog! It is so sweet and inspirational

Leona said...

Funny :)) Gave me a nice laugh today :D

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Yoghurt Lady said...

the last one is the funniest ^.^

Anjas Hill said...

Hahhaaa! I am also a grandmother, but I get happiest when my grandchild stays ...;)!/Anja

Unknown said...

so funny^^ love them^^

Unknown said...

Nice blog...we too are glad along with your grandmom...lol

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Isha Shiri said...

Hello!

I was happy with his good humor and creativity.

Kisses and Shalom (peace)

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Haha!

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Peter Stone said...

Funny jokes, I especially liked the grandmother's joke. Glad to see the kid go home, LOL.

Anonymous said...

Oh man. Much needed humor. Love it. Thanks.

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oh my god, the eggs are a fantastic idea!!!

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Ok these are awesome!!!!

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