Thursday, September 17, 2009

How you made your grandmother glad ?




how you made your grandmother glad ?


A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"



Main Entrance

  A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'

  He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

  The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.




Your purse or your life ?

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugg but gets into difficulty because the mugg is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.

  "What words do you know?"

  "Your purse or your life!"





156 comments:

Abby Kihano said...

HAHAHA these are so FUNNY!
i just had to share them with my friend!

Lilee said...

nice blog!

Galaxy6139 said...

=)) by this way, you can make all other people glad... not only your grandmom ^^

Nice

Buttercup said...

Thanks so much for stopping by!

Amy Tate said...

Hi Angella! Thanks for the chuckle and thank you for joining my blog!

phairhead said...

that's a great photo as well : )

jeff said...

My God !... KISS ! Wonderful and really funny !...;-)))
Beautiful !

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Thanks for making me smile :o)

Alice said...

Great blog! You're english is really good!
I'm following

KrippledWarrior said...

Very humorous. Thanks.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

This is so sweet...warms my heart!
Good way to discover your blog!!
Wonderful weekend dear~

Becki Jacket said...

HAHA! Those are great!

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Jm said...

The kiss eggs were the best! nice :)

Audra, Green Meadow Lane said...

Very cute!

Michelle said...

So cute! I love the eggs painted like KISS!

Michelle :)

Diane said...

Very funny and very sweet! :O)

Jessica said...

Cute! :-)

Wanda's Wings said...

Very funny. Smiles are nice.

Leslie @ A Blonde Ambition said...

These are funny! I just found your blog and love it!

Pete said...

Ha Ha, good jokes!

Jill Kemerer said...

I love the first one! :)

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nice :D
i love ur blog..
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Pearl said...

Good jokes! :-)

Pearl

Gary Heller said...

;) Thanks for making me smile today. Very refreshing and heartwarming blog.Keep up the good work, I will be back often

The pale observer said...

Love those KISS eggs!!!

Claradevi said...

oh, your blog is so lovely and inspiring! :)

Kate said...

Hi Angella, these brought a smile to my face! And thanks for becoming a member of my blog. I hope the tales of life in the ME are keeping you entertained!

King of New York Hacks said...

Very clever !! love this blog !!

Chaka said...

Funny stories. I really liked the Kiss eggs.

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ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Lols...hahahahaha..thanks for making me laugh.

Precious Gems said...

Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)

Brian said...

At the end of a long day in New York, I really needed that.

Thanks!

Masterofword said...

Nice jokes, especially the first one abourt granny! Lol! Thanks for positive moment. i really needed it at my working day!

Elise said...

Ha really great !

Daveda said...

FUnny! My favorite is the grandmother one :)

Nickie Goomba said...

Those are very funny. Thank you.

AutumnLeaves said...

Angella, thank you so much for following my blog. I just noticed this a.m. and found my way over here to visit you. I must say that I love your sense of humor. Did you paint the eggs? They are so beautiful!

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Very funny :)

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Haven and Home said...

Too funny!

Viva La Fashion said...

those eggs are so cool! :D

Tom Bailey said...

Kiss easter eggs. Great art work on them.

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Cute jokes! Thanks for making me laugh and visiting my blog.

Brenda Susan said...

Great jokes that brought me a big smile, Thank you!

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Hey..that's really some funny jokes there. Good one! :) and you really have a nice blog here, love it!

Pete said...

Ha ha ha, cute and funny joke

Andrea said...

Wonderful, my friend! You have a gift of making others smile.

Bless you for brightening the lives of others!

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Shelli said...

cute!

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Nitin said...

you know the goofy thing is .. those eggs made me cry.. i love KISS sooo much.. they rock!! sobs, sniff... :P

Velo said...

cute eggs =)
ow grandma..

Sunshinemeg said...

Hahahah! New to your blog and loved the jokes. Thanks for a laugh. Following now.

Heavenly Muse said...

:-)
nice subtle jokes

Symphony of Love said...

Do not challenge kid, they never fail to surprise you. :)

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Thanks for the laugh. I love your blog.

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Clelia said...

these are such cute stores. nice blog

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I think I would have made a lot of people glad if I had not come into work today. I overloaded everyone!

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Manju said...

the first one is HILARIOUS!
i'm a new follower, thought i'd say hi ^^
have a great week dear
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So cute... I like them..

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love your jokes!

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hey..just blogohopped and visted ur site..really liked it..:)u have really made me glad :)
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Funny :)) Gave me a nice laugh today :D

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the last one is the funniest ^.^

Anja said...

Hahhaaa! I am also a grandmother, but I get happiest when my grandchild stays ...;)!/Anja

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Funny jokes, I especially liked the grandmother's joke. Glad to see the kid go home, LOL.

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