
how you made your grandmother glad ?
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
Main Entrance
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.
Your purse or your life ?
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugg but gets into difficulty because the mugg is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger.
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
"What words do you know?"
"Your purse or your life!"
157 comments:
HAHAHA these are so FUNNY!
i just had to share them with my friend!
nice blog!
=)) by this way, you can make all other people glad... not only your grandmom ^^
Nice
Thanks so much for stopping by!
Hi Angella! Thanks for the chuckle and thank you for joining my blog!
that's a great photo as well : )
My God !... KISS ! Wonderful and really funny !...;-)))
Beautiful !
Thanks for making me smile :o)
Great blog! You're english is really good!
I'm following
Very humorous. Thanks.
This is so sweet...warms my heart!
Good way to discover your blog!!
Wonderful weekend dear~
HAHA! Those are great!
The kiss eggs were the best! nice :)
Very cute!
So cute! I love the eggs painted like KISS!
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Very funny and very sweet! :O)
Cute! :-)
Very funny. Smiles are nice.
These are funny! I just found your blog and love it!
Ha Ha, good jokes!
I love the first one! :)
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Good jokes! :-)
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;) Thanks for making me smile today. Very refreshing and heartwarming blog.Keep up the good work, I will be back often
Love those KISS eggs!!!
oh, your blog is so lovely and inspiring! :)
Hi Angella, these brought a smile to my face! And thanks for becoming a member of my blog. I hope the tales of life in the ME are keeping you entertained!
Very clever !! love this blog !!
Funny stories. I really liked the Kiss eggs.
hueuhue.. so fun ur content.. nice writing... :)
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Lols...hahahahaha..thanks for making me laugh.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
At the end of a long day in New York, I really needed that.
Thanks!
Nice jokes, especially the first one abourt granny! Lol! Thanks for positive moment. i really needed it at my working day!
Ha really great !
FUnny! My favorite is the grandmother one :)
Those are very funny. Thank you.
Angella, thank you so much for following my blog. I just noticed this a.m. and found my way over here to visit you. I must say that I love your sense of humor. Did you paint the eggs? They are so beautiful!
Very funny :)
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those eggs are so cool! :D
Kiss easter eggs. Great art work on them.
Cute jokes! Thanks for making me laugh and visiting my blog.
Great jokes that brought me a big smile, Thank you!
Hey..that's really some funny jokes there. Good one! :) and you really have a nice blog here, love it!
Ha ha ha, cute and funny joke
Wonderful, my friend! You have a gift of making others smile.
Bless you for brightening the lives of others!
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you know the goofy thing is .. those eggs made me cry.. i love KISS sooo much.. they rock!! sobs, sniff... :P
cute eggs =)
ow grandma..
Hahahah! New to your blog and loved the jokes. Thanks for a laugh. Following now.
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nice subtle jokes
Do not challenge kid, they never fail to surprise you. :)
Thanks for the laugh. I love your blog.
Oi. Parabéns por seu excelente blog. Gostaria de lhe convidar para visitar meu blog e conhecer alguma coisa sobre o Brasil e nossa luta contra o comunismo. Abração
these are such cute stores. nice blog
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I think I would have made a lot of people glad if I had not come into work today. I overloaded everyone!
I just found your blog and I love it!!! Very creative!
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the first one is HILARIOUS!
i'm a new follower, thought i'd say hi ^^
have a great week dear
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So cute... I like them..
love your jokes!
hey..just blogohopped and visted ur site..really liked it..:)u have really made me glad :)
so u have one more follower..and pls do visit my blog too..will await ur comments..
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the last one is the funniest ^.^
Hahhaaa! I am also a grandmother, but I get happiest when my grandchild stays ...;)!/Anja
so funny^^ love them^^
Nice blog...we too are glad along with your grandmom...lol
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